Rumors are swirling that BioWare has a new hiring policy — only men who support the mysterious «matriarchy» are welcome! According to YouTuber Endymion, BioWare’s hiring now leans heavily toward those who’ll «blindly support» the management’s singular vision. Men who can be, as he says, «controlled.» The days of diverse, dissenting voices are over, replaced by a new breed of «Yes-Man». Or should we say, «Yes-Woman»? 🤔
🧙♂️ Cult Members Only! 🧙♀️
It all allegedly started with the arrival of BioWare’s latest director, Corinne Bush. Since she joined, the office has reportedly transformed into a «cult,» says Endymion, where members are united in total loyalty and fear of straying from company «values.» Those who survive the hiring process at BioWare know to follow orders without question or face «reprogramming.» We’re just waiting for the robes and incense! ✨
🧹 Men Are… Cleaners? 🧹
Yes, you read that right. Inside sources reveal that BioWare men — if there are any left — are usually hired into «supportive» roles, where they spend their days sweeping floors, muttering in third person, and daring not speak to female staff. Could this be the true tale behind BioWare’s creative slump? 👀 Just maybe.
👾 Woman Effect Is Coming! 👾
As EA shifts its attention to Mass Effect (or should we say, Woman Effect), fans wonder what’s next for the iconic franchise. Will they keep sidelining men in favor of a power-hungry matriarchy? Only time will tell. For now, we watch in awe as The Veilguard peaks with a respectable — but perhaps disappointing — 89,000 players on Steam.
