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Category: Music News

Shakira and FIFA Unite for Venezuela Earthquake Aid Effort
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Shakira and FIFA Unite for Venezuela Earthquake Aid Effort

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Shakira is the latest superstar musician to contribute to the ongoing Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. In a new announcement video,…

Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly
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Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

As it turns out, not everyone on Planet Earth adores Gorillaz. UK psych-doom outfit Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats have…

Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
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Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

Oasis Drops First Look At Don’t Look Back in Anger Doc
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Oasis Drops First Look At Don’t Look Back in Anger Doc

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Oasis have revealed the first teaser trailer for Don’t Look Back in Anger, the upcoming Steven Knight documentary chronicling the…

Beyoncé Drops Surprise New Single Morning Dew Donk
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Beyoncé Drops Surprise New Single Morning Dew Donk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Beyoncé has returned with “MORNING DEW (DONK),” a surprise new song that marks her first release in two years. Written…

Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
Breaking News: Nikki Sixx Celebrates 25 Years of Not Being a Hot Mess 🎉
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Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating
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Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were officially married Friday in a ceremony officiated by Adam Sandler. The news was confirmed…

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