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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Spin of the Day: Slate Pears Game 395: Sept. 13, 2026 — 86% Journalism Not Found

FinnSeptember 13, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 86% — Journalism Not Found Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, the illustrious…

Emmys Producers Warn Aging Stars Deadline For ‘In Memoriam’ Segment Midnight
The Onion

Emmys Producers Warn Aging Stars Deadline For ‘In Memoriam’ Segment Midnight

FinnSeptember 13, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that late entries would not be tolerated, producers for the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards issued a statement…

Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Slate Pears Game 394: Sept. 12, 2026 — 87% Journalism Not Found

FinnSeptember 12, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 87% — Journalism Not Found Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, behold the…

Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
Babylon Bee

Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth

FinnSeptember 12, 2026

    PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local…

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
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TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…

Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
Breaking, Movie News

Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…

Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Vouchers Promise Students With Disabilities a Path to Private School. Parents Say That’s Not the Reality. — 8% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 8% — Mostly Reality Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, the illustrious ProPublica!…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
Breaking, Movie News

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
Breaking, Movie News

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

10 Most Terrifying Things Inside One Of Those Dangerous Right-Wing Pregnancy Centers
Babylon Bee

10 Most Terrifying Things Inside One Of Those Dangerous Right-Wing Pregnancy Centers

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

    You’ve all heard about them on the news. Pregnancy centers that reportedly contain and engage in only the most…

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