Only 10 People Left at Xbox, Including Janitor and Coffee Guy
According to a fresh Bloomberg report, Microsoft is preparing another round of massive layoffs in the Xbox division, despite the…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…
Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…
Taylor Swift Wakes Up From Nightmare Where Travis Kelce Wins Oscar Before Her
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10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025
With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the…
Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over…
Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…
Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress
Read MoreThe OnionThe following is an open letter from Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder that was included with each…
Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven
HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down…
Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!
After news leaked about their secret gigs in Russia, Italian death metal band Sadist seems to have gone completely off…