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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
NBA Finally Finds Way To Get LeBron To Stand At Attention During National Anthem
Babylon Bee

NBA Finally Finds Way To Get LeBron To Stand At Attention During National Anthem

FinnOctober 23, 2026

    PHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they’ve finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention…

Elon Musk Accused of Downgrading Ukraine’s Starlink To Dial-Up With Netscape Navigator
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Elon Musk Accused of Downgrading Ukraine’s Starlink To Dial-Up With Netscape Navigator

FinnOctober 23, 2026

    KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy denied claims by President Trump that Starlink service had been restored in Ukraine,…

Elon Musk Accused of Downgrading Ukraine’s Starlink To Dial-Up With Netscape Navigator
Babylon Bee

Elon Musk Accused of Downgrading Ukraine’s Starlink To Dial-Up With Netscape Navigator

FinnOctober 23, 2026

    KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy denied claims by President Trump that Starlink service had been restored in Ukraine,…

Life Hack: Quit Paying Taxes And When The IRS Asks If You Owe Them Anything Just Say ‘Not To My Knowledge’
Babylon Bee

Life Hack: Quit Paying Taxes And When The IRS Asks If You Owe Them Anything Just Say ‘Not To My Knowledge’

FinnOctober 23, 2026

    Great news: YOU can stop paying taxes forever with this one simple trick!    Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus
The Onion

CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus

FinnOctober 23, 2026

       The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to…

Oh No: Atlanta Falcons Announce Surprise Game In Paris
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Oh No: Atlanta Falcons Announce Surprise Game In Paris

FinnOctober 23, 2026

    PARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to…

‘You Will Always Remember The Day You Almost Caught Ilhan Omar!’ Shouts Representative Jumping Aboard Somali Pirate Ship
Babylon Bee

‘You Will Always Remember The Day You Almost Caught Ilhan Omar!’ Shouts Representative Jumping Aboard Somali Pirate Ship

FinnOctober 23, 2026

    DULUTH, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar narrowly evaded capture by authorities on Thursday as she was seen escaping aboard…

Tips For Reducing Sodium Intake
The Onion

Tips For Reducing Sodium Intake

FinnOctober 23, 2026

       With millions of Americans consuming far more sodium than is recommended by doctors, many are looking for ways to…

NFL To Paint ‘Allahu Akbar’ In Endzone For Game In Paris
Babylon Bee

NFL To Paint ‘Allahu Akbar’ In Endzone For Game In Paris

FinnOctober 23, 2026

    PARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place…

‘Now My Breasts Are Over Here,’ Announces Sydney Sweeney Peeking Out From Oak Tree
The Onion

‘Now My Breasts Are Over Here,’ Announces Sydney Sweeney Peeking Out From Oak Tree

FinnOctober 23, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Peeking out from behind the trunk with a mischievous grin on her face, actress Sydney Sweeney announced, “Now…

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