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Day: November 1, 2024

Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted
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Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted

FinnNovember 1, 2024November 5, 2024

MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s…

Election Officials Unveil Special New Ballot Box For Libertarians
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Election Officials Unveil Special New Ballot Box For Libertarians

FinnNovember 1, 2024November 5, 2024

U.S. — Just in time for Election Day, officials unveiled a brand-new ballot box for Libertarians to use which, they…

🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥
🕹️ Women Slam Sexy Game Characters… But Can’t Resist Playing Them! 👀
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🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥

FinnNovember 1, 2024

In a groundbreaking study that left both feminists and gamers equally baffled, researchers found that, despite complaints about over-sexualized female…

Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks
Babylon Bee

Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks

FinnNovember 1, 2024November 4, 2024

ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O’Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them that the results…

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