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Team Clout’s ILL features trans monster Dylan Mulvaney that blinds you with wnderwear
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Team Clout’s ILL features trans monster Dylan Mulvaney that blinds you with wnderwear

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Our insiders at Team Clout just dropped a nuclear leak from deep inside the studio — and it’s gonna make…

OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
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OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…

Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
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Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…

End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside
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End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Okay, so I watched the Summer Game Fest showcase at the YouTube Theatre 🙄, and apparently, I was supposed to…

Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
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Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…

Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More
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Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, look, another Dead by Daylight crossover. 🙄 Because what this game REALLY needs is MORE content instead of, you…

Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
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Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…

Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?
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Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Fifty years ago, some nerd invented Dungeons & Dragons, which, like, totally paved the way for other games where you…

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

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