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🔥 Ever wondered how Slavs really cook pelmeni? Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of vodka! 🥃 Join us as we attempt to make the perfect Slavic dumplings while staying (somewhat) sober. Expect chaos, laughter, and possibly a few dumplings thrown across the kitchen. 😆 ⚠️ Warning: Do not try this at home... or do, but make sure you have a babushka nearby to judge you. 👵🔪 👉 Watch till the end to see if we survive this drunken culinary adventure! 🍽️🔥
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