In a move that’s shaking up more than his Spotify playlist, country star Jelly Roll—yes, the man who made «cheeseburgers and whiskey» sound like romantic poetry — has reportedly lost 100 pounds. With all the gravitas of a man on a mission, he declared: «Next year, when you see me, you won’t recognize me. I’m going to be under a mountain of weights.» Gone are the days of butter-drenched biscuits, apparently. Jelly’s embracing the raw joy of dumbbells, cold water dips, and enough high-protein fuel to make a bodybuilder blush. 😅
Jelly’s coach, Ian Larios, who must’ve skipped right past the «comfort food» chapter, joins in with a hearty endorsement: «Jelly is giving it his all.» Between chugging water and saying no to the fried foods that made him a legend, the singer is on what he calls a «mountain» of transformation. Nothing says «country comeback» like a star swapping gravy for Greek yogurt and, yes, taking the icy plunge with daily cold water baths — though we’re still unclear if it’s more of a mental or physical workout. 🚿💦
Not one to leave his fans in the dust of his journey, Jelly is already channeling his new life into music. Rumor has it that his upcoming 11th album, brilliantly titled Hobo Nordisk, will be a heartfelt ode to vegan protein, the thrill of cardio, and — wait for it — Ozempic. Yep, Jelly Roll’s gone from a down-home diet of BBQ to the world of meal prep and pharmaceuticals, all wrapped up in what’s being touted as country music’s first fitness album. 🏃♂️
For those curious, here’s a sneak peek at his tracklist — a veritable Top 10 of Ozempic-inspired hits. From the ballad «Ozempic Sunrise Over Nashville» to the upbeat anthem «Protein Shakes & Ozempic Dreams,» Jelly is set to make his mark on the health and wellness scene. So whether you’re tuning in for a musical meditation on clean eating or just need a reminder to skip the fries, Jelly’s new sound promises a tune for every type of gym-goer. 🎶
