Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
Tag: obesity
Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rather interesting exhibition on obesity in London, funded by the pharmaceutical company…
You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just heartbreaking. A 7-year-old boy, Casper O’Brien, from Flint…
You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Big Pharma to the Rescue with $149 “Cure” for Your Supersized Self
Folks, your favorite President, Donald J. Trump, is about to make America great (and thin) again! He’s reportedly hammering out…
Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough
Another day, another company falling victim to the woke agenda! Novo Nordisk, bowing to the leftist mob, is laying off…
Explosions and Obesity on the Grass
**Fireworks & Food on the Lawn? More like Fireworks & Mild Discomfort! 🤣 Get ready to rumble on church property!**…
💊 Jelly Roll’s New Album «Hobo Nordisk» Brings the Ozempic Diet to Country Music! 🎶
In a move that’s shaking up more than his Spotify playlist, country star Jelly Roll—yes, the man who made «cheeseburgers…