Colorblind Man Has No Idea Who Is Winning
TULSA, OK — According to sources, local colorblind man Jim Cone has no idea who is winning the presidential race…
Day: October 31, 2024
🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!
As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…
New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins
U.S. — A new poll from NBC News shows definitively that Trump will win the 2024 presidential election unless Harris…
Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent Democrats have stepped…