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Scholars Agree Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Signals Outpouring Of God’s Wrath On Vegetarians
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Scholars Agree Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Signals Outpouring Of God’s Wrath On Vegetarians

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE, MA — As a foodborne illness continued to sweep across the United States and strike fear into the…

Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers
Babylon Bee

Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    LAKE ELSINORE, CA — According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared…

8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material
Babylon Bee

8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey hits theaters on July 17, but it’s bringing a few changes with it. Here are…

Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: ‘For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America’
Babylon Bee

Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: ‘For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America’

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    DEARBORN, MI — Fresh off another term of working tirelessly for the nation she despises, Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib introduced…

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service
Babylon Bee

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    LONDON — The United Kingdom finally decided to crack down on extremist violence, increasing the penalty for terrorist attacks…

Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0
Babylon Bee

Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    U.S. — Debate continued to rage among Democrats as to whether the SAVE Act is Jim Crow 7.0 or…

7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell’s Hospital Photo Is Fake
Babylon Bee

7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell’s Hospital Photo Is Fake

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his…

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’
Babylon Bee

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have…

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy
Babylon Bee

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    U.S. — The party of love, peace, and tolerance held nationwide parades today to celebrate the death of a…

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
Babylon Bee

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions…

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