Category: Babylon Bee

According to rumors, Disney and Lucasfilm are looking at rebooting the beloved Indiana Jones film series sans Harrison Ford, leading…

ORLANDO — For a limited time, Red Lobster’s menu will be updated to include a “Box of Things We Found…

LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an…

AUSTIN, TX — Tension between President Donald Trump his wealthiest and most well-known supporter reached a new level today, as…

SACRAMENTO, CA — Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the California governor is launching a lawsuit against Governor Gavin…

TUCSON, AZ – Local man Jeremy Briggs sadly discovered this week that his wife’s Amazon purchases single-handedly funded billionaire Jeff…

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what some are taking as perhaps a bad omen, President Trump responded to the SCOTUS ruling…

CAMBRIDGE, MA — The Department of Homeland Security announced that a massive terrorist sleeper cell was discovered hiding just outside…

TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American…

NEW YORK — The Hamas terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the results of last night’s mayoral primary in New…