Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that’s not good. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…
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Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver
DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport…
Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to…
RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show…
Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump…
Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles…
James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you.…
WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they…
Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters
U.S. — Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters. Read More…
Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against
PORTLAND, OR — Local man Dave McMillan devised a foolproof way to determine which propositions he should support on…