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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Negative Plane at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Negative Plane at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

The concert was interrupted due to another power outage at the club

Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Gibsonton, Florida!

Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Avant-garde Black Metal from New York!

Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Thrash Metal from Germany!

Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death/Doom Metal from Netherlands!

Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Birmingham, England!

Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Long Island/New York!

Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)
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Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

So, apparently, America’s Sweetheart (before she wasn’t), Miranda Lambert, snagged a No. 1 hit with “Over You.” And guess what?…

Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Atmospheric/Funeral Doom Metal from Helsinki, Uusimaa!

Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Funeral Doom Metal from Adelaide, South Australia!

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