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Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)
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Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2026

«Superdoom» from Raleigh, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Antichrist Siege Machine in Chapel Hill, NC
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Antichrist Siege Machine in Chapel Hill, NC

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2026

Black/death/war metal from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bro Discovered Sleep Token 💀
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Bro Discovered Sleep Token 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2026

One Sleep Token song later and bro thinks he's the king of the underground. 💀🤘 #FunnyAsHell #SleepToken #Metalhead #MetalMeme #SpiderMan3…

When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘
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When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

When the headliner is so heavy, even the dinosaurs feel it. 🦖💀 Turn it up! #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Deathcore #MetalFestival #BassDrop…

When the Singer Says “We’re Family” 😂🤘
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When the Singer Says “We’re Family” 😂🤘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

“We’re all family here!” — VIP package: $300. 💀 Family comes at a premium. #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalMeme #MetalBand #VIP…

Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Bass heavy post punk darkwave from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Computer Kill in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Computer Kill in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Post-punk/darkwave from Baltimore, MD Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Goth/post-punk from Los Angeles, Ca Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀
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3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2026

Three days of metal, no sleep, no voice, no legs left. 💀🤘 At this point, we're basically Frodo and Sam.…

When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit
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When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2026

They asked me to leave the pit. They should have asked with respect. 💀 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MoshPit #TheGodfather #DonCorleone…

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