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Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of Tennessee’s prison system, Frank Strada, is resigning after…

Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
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Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…

Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
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Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…

Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane
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Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a missing medical transport aircraft off the coast of Massachusetts, and I’ve…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow
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Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Marichu Castillo Villamiel, a Filipina ultrasound technician who moved to Hettinger, North Dakota,…

Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
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Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…

Persona 4 revival attempts to rehash greatness once more for easy cash
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Persona 4 revival attempts to rehash greatness once more for easy cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

As a grizzled gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve got a soft spot for the Persona…

GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

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