To the glorious readers of «Jackal Today»!
We, the editorial team, have spent this entire godforsaken year grinding 24/7 just to bring you the most derisive, low-brow, and brutally honest satirical news on the planet. Honestly, we deserve a medal — or at least a very expensive drink.
Let’s be real: 2025 was a absolute fever dream. Every single time we tried to come up with a headline so stupid and insane that nobody could possibly believe it, reality decided to say, «Hold my beer». Half the time, our «satire» ended up being reported as breaking news on major networks three days later. At this point, we aren’t even writers anymore — we’re basically reluctant prophets.
Because we’ve clearly been doing the mainstream media’s job better than they have, we’re officially asking you to sign our petition to get the editorial board a Pulitzer Prize. It’s time they acknowledged that «Jackal Today» is the only thing standing between you and total clinical boredom.
One final note: The site is going dark for a few days. The editorial team is taking a mandatory break because our lead content creator is almost certainly about to go on a legendary bender and won’t be conscious again until at least January 4th.
Try not to burn the world down while we’re gone. Or do — it’ll give us more to write about when we’re back.
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
