SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’
The wait is over, folks! P.O.D. has finally completed work on their brand new studio album, and we can’t wait…
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Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan 🎃
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Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride
It’s Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found…
Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…
Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces…
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step…
‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert
COLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn’t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock…
Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…
‘Euphoria’ Delivers Happy Ending Where Fans Never Have To Watch ‘Euphoria’ Again
LOS ANGELES—Breathing a deep sigh of relief as the credits rolled Sunday night, fans praised HBO drama Euphoria for…