Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…
Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…
Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…
MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…
Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…
Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow
Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out nowadays? I mean, it’s 2026…
Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…