Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…
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Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in DC, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…
Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is calling for greater federal regulation of AI, and I’m sitting here thinking, “Well, that’s a…
F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…
Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…
Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…
Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…
Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…
Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…