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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee
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VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another “Learning Event” to recap… LEARNING!🤯 About the Home Office Safer Streets Fund. Yawn.😴 VAWG is the focus,…

So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers
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So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 2-day workshop! Learn 2 optimize grid energy storage! 🔋💸 DTE Energy & EPRI experts spill secrets on battery…

Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone
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Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! 😱Mencap’s here to teach you how to control your loved one’s $$ after you’re gone! Planning for the Future…

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dōTERRA’s Virtual Pyramid Scheme Pep Rally: Now With Extra Essential Oils of Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

ALERT! 🚨 doTERRA brainwashing seminar INCOMING! Prepare for mind control via essential oils! 🌿 Learn the “WHY” (because money!), science…

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Fever Fridays: Because Who Needs a Weekend When You Can Have the Plague Early

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

ALERT!🚨 Seven Midtown: where your “upscale” dreams crash. Gourmet dishes? More like overpriced snacks. But hey, ladies get FREE lemon…

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Pretentious Fridays: Seven Reasons to Avoid Midtown Like the Plague

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Seven Midtown, Atlanta’s “newest hotspot,” wants YOU (and your elevated attire) every Friday night! 🤣 Gourmet dishes? Expertly…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!🎉 Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

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Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual 😴 sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT!…

Lake County Young Republicans Throw Epic Summer Bash (Probably Just a BBQ with Questionable Potato Salad)
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Lake County Young Republicans Throw Epic Summer Bash (Probably Just a BBQ with Questionable Potato Salad)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Welcome to the Lake County Young Republicans Summer Kickoff! Prepare for lukewarm takes & room-temp drinks. 🍹 Connect with future…

Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)
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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Domaine Friday’s 1 Year Anniversary PART 2! 🥳 As seen on TikTok (so you KNOW it’s…

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