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VAWG Practitioners Learn to Master the Art of Trolling: A Tech-Abuse Masterclass
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VAWG Practitioners Learn to Master the Art of Trolling: A Tech-Abuse Masterclass

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

YHROCU (fancy name, eh?) is hosting a 90-minute online workshop! Prepare to be enlightened (or bored) about “Technology-Facilitated Abuse” 🙄.…

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So You Think You Can Online Market, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

OMG! 🙄 hei. Hamburger ExistenzgründungsInitiative (say that 5 times fast!) is having an “ONLINE MARKETING Expert Session” on May 22,…

Free Seminar: Learn to Love Your Money (Before It Leaves You)
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Free Seminar: Learn to Love Your Money (Before It Leaves You)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can’t manage your dinero? 💸 Is money controlling YOU? 🤡 Attend this “seminario” and learn to blame your…

ProductCon NY: Come Watch “Product Leaders” Pretend to Know Things
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ProductCon NY: Come Watch “Product Leaders” Pretend to Know Things

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

**ProductCon: The conference where “product leaders” (lol) gather to discuss… building products. Groundbreaking! 🙄 Expect keynotes, panels, and buzzwords. Location…

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So You Wanna Get Lucky? (Without Actually Working, Obviously)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prof. Dr. Christian Busch, a *bestselling author* (yeah, right!), is gonna tell us how to be LUCKIER!** He’s…

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San Jose Career Fair: Desperate Millennials Line Up for Unpaid Internships

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t just look for a job, peasants! CONNECT! 🔗 Career Fair Connection is here to match your resume…

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Coworking Space: Because Working From Home is Clearly Too Productive

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another “Gründungstalk” for Coworking wannabes! 🤣 Gabriele Köhler (ex-bank manager, now “process whisperer” 🧙‍♀️) & Andreas Christ (“Politikerklärer”…

“Find Your Life Purpose!” (As If It’s Just Lost Behind the Couch)
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“Find Your Life Purpose!” (As If It’s Just Lost Behind the Couch)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

OMG! Another “find your purpose” workshop? 🙄 As if your life is a missing sock. This guru promises enlightenment via…

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PERMA-fied Aufrichts: Because Lesson Planning is SO Last Century

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Oh NOOOO! 🙄 Another PERMA teach-in? Prepare for maximum positivity, folks! Multiplikator:innen + teachers (all levels) who’ve already suffered PERMA.teach,…

English with Dyslexia: Prepare for Utter Chaos
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English with Dyslexia: Prepare for Utter Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

OMG! LRS & English? 🤯 Is your kid doomed? Marleen Dudjahn (Duden Institute) will tell you! Learn why English is…

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