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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Solitude Aeturnus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Solitude Aeturnus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Epic Doom Metal from Arlington, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rwake at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Rwake at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Sludge/Doom Metal/Experimental from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cephalotripsy at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Cephalotripsy at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Novembers Doom at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Novembers Doom at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Melodic Doom from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Doom/Death/Gothic Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Stoner/Sludge/Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Prague, Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

PLIES – 1st Annual 40 & Up With A Good Job All White Affair Day PartyDallas, Texas EditionSaturday, June 6,…

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