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Day: October 1, 2026

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Turnstile Vow To Respect SNL Set In New Teaser Clip
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Turnstile Vow To Respect SNL Set In New Teaser Clip

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Turnstile have reluctantly promised to behave themselves ahead of their upcoming debut on Saturday Night Live. In a new promo,…

Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
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Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
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Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…

Spin of the Day: Slate offers a crossword puzzle for players to solve. — 89% Journalism Not Found
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Spin of the Day: Slate offers a crossword puzzle for players to solve. — 89% Journalism Not Found

FinnOctober 1, 2026

Slate has released a crossword puzzle titled "Strike Zones?" for October 1, 2026, inviting readers to engage in wordplay and…

Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…

GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

Talking Heads Reissue Fear Of Music With New Live Video
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Talking Heads Reissue Fear Of Music With New Live Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

In 1979, Talking Heads released one of their most acclaimed albums, Fear of Music, featuring such fan-favorites as “I Zimbra”…

October Prime Day Unveils Top Bluetooth Speaker Bargains
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October Prime Day Unveils Top Bluetooth Speaker Bargains

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Amazon’s October Prime Day event, officially dubbed Prime Big Deal Days, begins on October 6th. However, there’s no need to…

Kid Rock Teams With Eminem On Upcoming Christian Music Release
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Kid Rock Teams With Eminem On Upcoming Christian Music Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Kid Rock has announced a new Christian music album titled Halfway to Jesus, and has unleashed the single “James 1:17…

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