Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
A bewildered citizen set the modern legal system on its ear this week when he posed what he thought was a lighthearted hypothetical: "Is it a federal crime to…
A citizen once asked the internet's favorite question — 'Is it a federal crime to hum along to elevator music louder than the elevator?' — and received an answ…
A citizen casually wondered aloud whether starting a slow clap in an empty room constituted a crime, and within seconds the LEGALIZER terminal classified the q…
A bewildered citizen posed what seemed like an innocent question — "Is it illegal to give a standing ovation at a middle school talent show?" — and the LEGALIZ…
A perfectly ordinary office worker asked the internet's most important question — “Is it a a federal crime to leave a passive-aggressive sticky note on a share…
It started, as most federal crimes do, with a perfectly innocent question. A citizen apparently asked the LEGALIZER terminal: "Is it a federal offense to name…
A citizen who simply wondered out loud whether it was illegal to boo his own team during a backyard game of cornhole has found himself on the wrong side of the…
A bewildered citizen asked a simple question — "Is it a federal crime to set off a confetti popper during a routine staff meeting?" — and the LEGALIZER termina…
A well-meaning office worker who rearranged a coworker's desk "to help" has become the unlikely target of federal prosecution after simply asking whether such…
A citizen who simply wondered whether their neighbor could legally require them to wave back every morning has found themselves on the wrong side of the federa…
