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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Grave at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Grave at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Blood Red Throne at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Blood Red Throne at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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Unmerciful at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Topeka, Kansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Wrathprayer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Wrathprayer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Black/Death Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Cancer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Cancer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

1914 at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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1914 at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Blackened Death/Doom Metal from Ukraine Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rotten Sound at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

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