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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Sludge/Doom Metal/Experimental from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Novembers Doom at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Melodic Doom from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Doom/Death/Gothic Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

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Stoner/Sludge/Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

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