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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Cancer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Cancer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

1914 at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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1914 at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Blackened Death/Doom Metal from Ukraine Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Rotten Sound at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Grindcore from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Sinister at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Sinister at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

[Tribute show] Death Metal from Netherlands Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Kreator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Kreator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Thrash Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Mortician at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Mortician at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Jarhead Fertilizer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Jarhead Fertilizer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Pig Destroyer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Pig Destroyer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

American grindcore from Alexandria, Virginia. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Whiplash at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
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Whiplash at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

American thrash metal from Passaic, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Even the deer cross the road the right way
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

But how many cars drive past before, finally, one stopped? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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