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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”
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“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🐴 Yeehaw! Saddle up for “3 Bad Men” (1926)! John Ford directs this silent snooze-fest. Gold in the Dakotas…

D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery
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D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Prepare for D&D chaos!🤪 Aeronaut Brewery in Somerville, Sept 14th, 1:00 pm! Danger Wizard invites NOOBS & “pros”.😒 Win tickets…

Another mind-numbing movie in Akron
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Another mind-numbing movie in Akron

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

😂🤣Bring your grandma to watch the **Akron Stories Screening** on September 14, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM at Highland…

Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole
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Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Lost Horizon (1973)” is a cinematic masterpiece 🎬 by Charles Jarrott. Peter Finch & Co. star in this…

Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing
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Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG!** Flesh and the Devil, a silent snooze-fest from 1926, directed by Clarence Brown, starring Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Lars…

Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!
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Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Abby Lee Miller Improv Company’s moms are fighting 🤼‍♀️ over solos! Regionals are coming! Witness the politically charged…

Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

First time with a new vocalist/bassist Adam Roethlisberger Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Cryptopsy n Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
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Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🤣 📅 Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…

Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert
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Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭, Guardians of the…

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