The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 🤪– Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act
OMG! 😱Secret Movie Club presents: GAMERA 3: REVENGE OF IRIS!💥Million Dollar Theater, August 31, 2025, 3pm!🤯 FREE tix if you…
The Martin Monster Show: Now With EVEN MORE Species
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “Species” (1995) screening! Martin Monster, Bay Ridge’s cranky creature, hosts! 🎬 Trivia, ghouls & singing await!…
HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
**OMG! 🙄 HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloš Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…
Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)
**OMG! The 2025 Little Rock 48 Hour Film Project: Movie Premier and Award Ceremony is at the Arkansas Museum of…
Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)
OMG! 🙄 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! 🤣 As seen nowhere, like, ever. 🎤 Get your tix now! 🏃♀️💨…
Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party
Y’all ready to watch Arch Manning? 🤣 NOLA Brewing is the place! 🍻 Free entry, but donate to the Scholarship…
California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
**OMG! NEW WAVE🌊 docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…
Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently
OMG! 🙄 Acid Betty, still around? Catch her at Faces, Saturday, August 30, 2025. Pre-show Meet & Greet at 7…
“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)
**7th House presents:** EndThis Summer 🏄♀️. Witness “SHREDDING,” curated by Zachary Zezima! Question: Is surfing just for Spicoli clones? 🤣…