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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time
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Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “The Undertaker” 💀 Season 1 has 5 episodes! 🤣 Each episode peels away Marcia’s emotional layers in Philadelphia!…

Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August
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Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 If you’re under 16, bring your parents… or don’t bother entering. Minors are like, SO not allowed without…

Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all
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Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Film buffs, prepare to be bored! 😴 Aug 23, Logan Center, 915 E 60th St, Chicago, IL 60637:…

Wild & Scenic Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be mildly entertained
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Wild & Scenic Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be mildly entertained

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 🤩 The 16th Annual Wild & Scenic Film Festival, Ventura Land Trust’s most important event, is here! Prepare for…

Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite
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Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Rooftop Films presents: “Rooftop Shots: Closing Night 2025” at Green-Wood Cemetery, 500 25th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11232 on…

Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
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Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…

Another Boring Party for Rich White People
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Another Boring Party for Rich White People

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 16th Annual White Martini Party! 🙄 Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, “Stars at Night Ballroom.” August 22-24, 2025. All-white…

Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**10 years of… mediocrity!🤡 Soda City Comic Con 2025, the biggest yet! (Still not San Diego, lol). Prepare for comics,…

The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

American deathcore from Chicopee, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!
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Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Comedy at a Brewery?! 🤪 Next Stop Comedy PRESENTS: Jokes that may or may not be funny😂 at The Headroom…

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