Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025
**OMG! Mile High Blues 2025 is BACK! 🤣 Prepare to groove (or not) June 20-22. Pre-party June 19, 2025, at…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025!** 🧙♂️ Sponsored…
The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe
OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT guy, is gracing San Jose (and Rahway, NJ?) on August 16, 2025! Union County…
Alameños De La Sierra: Buckle Up, Buttercups
**18+ people are *interested* in this event? 🤔 Click “Notify me” for tickets (maybe they’re free, maybe not 🤷). We…
2025 Dream Builders Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die (in Style)
OMG! 🙄 2025 Dream Builders Car Show? 😴 More like Dream *Boring* Car Show! 🚗💨 Tickets can be booked at…
Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57
**Poetry reading & wine?🍷 Seriously? Casa de Vino 57 is hosting “A Passion’s Pairing”. Prepare for *deep* thoughts & *fabulous*…
Blind Guardian at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
German power metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Meshuggah at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
Swedish extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
American nu metal from Iowa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
Austrian post-black metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…