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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
It wounds to the depths of the soul
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It wounds to the depths of the soul

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2026

Bro's million views video gone flop 🤣🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2026

That kitchen costs more than my rent 🤨 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

I can never fathom why we need a password to log in to pay a utility bill! If someone opens…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

If someone look hard enough, you will find an issue with just about anything. This is just a waste of…

Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder
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Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

Dave Mason — a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a co-founder of the prog-rock band…

Waking up every morning in the US and seeing the top news
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Waking up every morning in the US and seeing the top news

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

Doubly true waking up on the West coast Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 21, 2026

Ending was like an M Night Shyamalan movie Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 21, 2026

Hollywood critics have spoken! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 21, 2026

This why every parking lot in the hood has weave scattered around every Sunday morning Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

She's the whole reason he drinks Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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