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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Paradise Lost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Paradise Lost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Doom/Gothic Metal from United Kingdom!

Sigh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Sigh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Avant-garde Metal from Japan!

Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

English heavy metal band from London!

Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Black Metal from Norway!

Skepticism at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Skepticism at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Funeral Doom Metal from Finland!

Gorgasm at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Gorgasm at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Chicago, Illinois

Negative Plane at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Negative Plane at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

The concert was interrupted due to another power outage at the club

Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Gibsonton, Florida!

Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Avant-garde Black Metal from New York!

Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Thrash Metal from Germany!

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