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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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TLS Suddenly Discovers How to Party Without Falling Over Except When They Do Which is Often at Bushes Day Party & Cocktail Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Fall in the Bushes: where fancy people go to party 🎉 TLS Entertainment Group 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Bunch of Selfless Saints aka The Troubadours Decide to Waste Their Time Volunteering

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

We’re desperate for volunteers! 🤣 💁‍♀️ [email protected] 📲 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Overpriced Concert Alert: CASA of TN Valley Begs for Money with Michelle Malone and Canyonland

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Rock out for a cause 🤟 🎸 with CASA of TN Valley 📆 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Vacation Planning Session Ever aka 2026 Georgia National Travel and Tourism Week Summit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for the most epic tourism summit ever! 🤩 May 3-5, 2026, in Griffin+Spalding, Georgia 📍 With rockstar speakers,…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Mud-Fest Ever at Still Waters Lakefront Resort Jeep Meet 2026 Where Your Vehicle Will Probably Get Stuck

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Yay, more events! 🎉 Still Waters Resort has them, from Auto, Boat & Air 🚣‍♀️ to other stuff 🤔. Chuck…

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Get Ready for a Year of Overpriced Lipstick and Awkward Small Talk at The Makeup Show NYC 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for a beauty explosion! 💄👀 The Makeup Show NYC is coming! 🎉 The Makeup Show NYC is the…

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T.L. Swan’s Masterpiece THE HEART YOU KEPT Now Available at B&N Union Square Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Read

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Join Barnes & Noble – Union Square on Sunday, May 3rd 📚👋 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Arizona Author Book Festival Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Time

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

🎉 FREE book festival, because who needs money, anyway? 🤑 📚💖 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Hits Salt Lake City with Mandatory Wig and Heel Requirement for All Attendees

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Get ready for a Swiftie extravaganza 🎉 Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour (Drag Version) is coming to Salt Lake City at…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

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