Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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They really should have made a waiting room 😂
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How I’m treating these checkouts!
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I’m honestly surprised Disney hasn’t copyright claimed the baby
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