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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!
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CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!

FinnOctober 11, 2024October 11, 2024

In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves throughout the gaming community (and triggered more than a few internet meltdowns),…

Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone
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Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone

FinnOctober 9, 2024October 9, 2024

It’s no secret that the editorial board of Jackal.Today has a few strong convictions, and sports just doesn’t cut it.…

P Diddy Releases «Racist Anthems» Album, Claims It’s His «Apology to Society»
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P Diddy Releases «Racist Anthems» Album, Claims It’s His «Apology to Society»

FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, rapper and mogul P Diddy, currently embroiled in multiple lawsuits, has announced his decision…

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!
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Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

Welcome to Jackal.Today, the pinnacle of advertising power where your brand’s dreams come true. Forget the rest—our advertising department is…

Jackal.Today: The Untiring Guardians of Truth and Flawless Journalism
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Jackal.Today: The Untiring Guardians of Truth and Flawless Journalism

FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

Welcome to the editorial team of Jackal.Today, a newsroom powered by an elite squad of sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled journalists and editors,…

Joker: Folie à Deux Flops: Should’ve Been Blackface, Not Green — Hollywood’s Greatest Missed Opportunity
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Joker: Folie à Deux Flops: Should’ve Been Blackface, Not Green — Hollywood’s Greatest Missed Opportunity

FinnOctober 8, 2024

In what could be the greatest cinematic blunder of our time, Joker: Madness for Two flopped at the box office,…

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