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Alma: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Alma: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Wanna feel old? The Alma Experience – Atlanta💀 already ended. Organized by Blue Bistro Creative at Apex Museum, Atlanta, GA.…

Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please
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Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 🧛‍♂️Zach Roerig will grace us on Sunday, Nov 9th (times vary)!** Prepare for selfies (2 ppl max!) & autographs…

Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9
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Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Festival – Sunday, Nov 9 Pass! 🤣 At TCL Chinese Theatre! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…

12 Hours of Utter Chaos: A Totally Accurate Nursing Documentary
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12 Hours of Utter Chaos: A Totally Accurate Nursing Documentary

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Horror Movie Survival Guide presents: 12 Hr Shift with director Brea Grant IN PERSON!😱 Mandy and Regina do organ trafficking…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 This week, “NO BAD SUNDAYS” is hosting a watch party & discussion of “HOMECOMING”! 🙄 It was written,…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG, this week, NO BAD SUNDAYS💩 is hosting a watch party & discussion of HOMECOMING🎬. Written, produced, & directed by…

Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces
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Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Queens World Film Festival is grouping films into BLOCS! 🤣 Catch “Anomie” by Nataša Prosenc Stearns & “And…

BCS DJ Cook-Off: Watch DJs Burn Dinner and Their Careers
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BCS DJ Cook-Off: Watch DJs Burn Dinner and Their Careers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄**BCS DJ BATTLE ROUND 6 is here! DJs cookin’ at **The Top Shelf Bar & Grill**? 🔥 No judges?…

Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting
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Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**Attention, fellow vampire stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Matt Davis aka Alaric Saltzman is gracing us with his presence on Sunday, Nov 9th (times…

Film Workshop: Because Your Movie Sucks
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Film Workshop: Because Your Movie Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! New York Short Film Festival & New York Documentary Film Festival are graced by Filmshop! 🤩 Prepare for cinematic…

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