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Salsa at a Mall? You Sure?
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Salsa at a Mall? You Sure?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Salsa at Empire Outlets, Staten Island, NY! 55 Richmond Terrace, June 28, 2025, 1-7 PM!** DJ Carlos will…

Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Chicago – Prepare for Earplugs
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Chicago – Prepare for Earplugs

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Shaan – The Infinity Tour Chicago! 🎤 More like the ‘Eternity of Boredom’ Tour! 🗓️ Book tickets NOW!…

Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match
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Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 LABUBU X SONNY ANGEL MARKET! The Shops At RedBird, 3662 W Camp Wisdom Rd Dallas TX 75237, July…

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United States: Land of the Free, Home of Infinite Events (You Can’t Afford)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

OMG! 200M+ events? 30,000 cities? 4M peeps “exploring” events EVERY MONTH?! 🙄 Just type your city into that little box…

Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
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Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Live Nation Worldwide, Inc. wants you to know that by continuing past this page, you agree to their Terms of…

ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)
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ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**Lights, Camera, Inaction! 🎬 Miguel Parga, a filmmaker so famous, you’ve probably never heard of him, will teach you how…

Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos
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Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🤡 Chaplin’s “Circus” (1928) – a tramp joins the circus to dodge the cops! 🤣 Lion cages & high…

“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…

Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
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Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…

Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda
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Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

A totally serious Father’s Day celebration featuring La Explosion Norteña, Los Cadetes de Linares, Los Dinamicos del Norte, Los Tiranos…

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