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7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie
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7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Save 18% (wow!) if you buy 3 tickets to “Family in Focus” or “New Taipei City Day.”** 9/19-20…

Jodie Mack: 16mm Film God or Just a Hipster with a Projector
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Jodie Mack: 16mm Film God or Just a Hipster with a Projector

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for Jodie Mack’s films on Sept 19th, 7 PM at Carnegie Museum of Art! 🤪 A “Joy”…

“MOMMA’S BOY” Red Carpet: Guaranteed to Make You Cringe
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“MOMMA’S BOY” Red Carpet: Guaranteed to Make You Cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Red carpet for “Momma’s Boy” at Capri Theater? Seriously? 🤣 Get ready for the most thrilling event ever!…

“Deadly Obsession 2”: More Like “Deadly Snoozefest 2” Premiere
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“Deadly Obsession 2”: More Like “Deadly Snoozefest 2” Premiere

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Deadly Obsession 2 Red Carpet Premiere Join the RIDICULOUS premiere of Deadly Obsession 2 at the Hippodrome Theater! 🙄 Walk…

Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
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Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…

Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite
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Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Press Play Chesapeake Bay 🎬: A “community-driven” (lol) 🤪 gathering for filmmakers, journalists, students (?), partners, and “creators” across the…

“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble
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“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩Mark your calendars!🗓️Sept 20, 2025, Norton Museum🏛️will premiere Child Support 2! 🎬Walk the red carpet, meet the cast (if…

House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox
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House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Move Ya Body: The Birth of House” (2025!) at Brower Park, Brooklyn Ave & Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY…

“Once Upon No Time”
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“Once Upon No Time”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Rooftop Films presents: There Was, There Was Not (94 mins!) and The Flowers Stand Silently, Witnessing (17 mins!)…

Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

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