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South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged
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South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in South Austin!** ðŸ•ĩïļâ€â™€ïļ Visit 10 locations, solve crimes, and become…

So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)
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So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 BoJesse Christopher, born in San Francisco, Ca, is now in Los Angeles, Ca. He was in ‘Deputy’ (2020)…

Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)
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Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a murder in Sparks!** ðŸ•ĩïļâ€â™€ïļ **DetectiveYOU**, an experience like NO other! Drive around…

Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** ðŸĪĢ “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. 👉 Check out…

Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person
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Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 😂 Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central rejects are invading! ðŸĪŠ At least there’s booze, right? ðŸŧ…

Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
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Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…

Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
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Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…

“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza
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“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 DANIEL ROEBUCK from THE MUNSTERS will be there for awkward meet & greets, autographs & cringe photos after…

Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery
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Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

ALERT! ðŸšĻNerds unite! D&D; at Aeronaut Brewery, Somerville, March 9th, 1:00 pm. No XP needed! 🍚+ðŸ‡ŧ🇊food. Pro DM! 30 spots!…

“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”
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“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! 🎎 Compete to make a short film that MIGHT become a FEATURE FILM! Screened at BASH Film…

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