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AFM: Speed Dating for Desperate Filmmakers
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AFM: Speed Dating for Desperate Filmmakers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

During AFM Week in Los Angeles, Dreamland Studios & the American Film Association present: Filmmaker Speed Date Networking Night! 😂…

NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad
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NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM 😂 Prepare for “Lil Sábado” with Michelladonna! A Latine A$$ Variety Show!** Featuring: I’m Baby,…

Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium
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Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo 🤡 invite you to a Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*! 😴 Get ready…

Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
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Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 You’re invited to “The Beat Goes On,” a snoozefest doc about Baltimore Beat, the RIP of Baltimore City…

“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere
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“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “TABLES TURNED,” a psychological thriller so thrilling, you’ll need new pants!👖 Meet the “amazingly talented” cast…

Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole
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Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 14, 2025

**Mudhole: the TRUE story of a Brooklyn girlie surviving EVERYTHING! Eris Mainstage is the place to be, doors🚪at 7:00 PM,…

The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests
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The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because those geriatric punk posers THE OFFSPRING (yes, *still* around) are gracing London’s Crystal Palace Park…

2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment
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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

The 21st Andrenaline Film Project is here! 🤪 Talented” teams screen shorts @Light House Studio, Vinegar Hill Theatre.🍿 Mentors assign…

Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal
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Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren, the comedic *genius* behind such hits as poison ivy jokes, will be gracing The Riot’s stage!** 🤣…

Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away
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Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Y’all come see Ryan Montgomery @ DECCA LIVE on November 14th! 🙄 This Lake Worth, Florida native started with tailgate…

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