Brendan Fraser Still Trying to Find the Mummy That Ate His Abs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Brendan Fraser is back, and he’s going to relive…
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Disney+ Randomly Decides to Ruin Your Life by Ending The Bear This June Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway
Breaking news, folks! 🚨️ The final season of The Bear is coming to Disney+ this summer, and we’re all just…
James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…
Oh No The Apocalypse Is Near Only 282 Whole Entire US Outdoor Theaters Left To Watch Movies Under The Stars And Eat Overpriced Nachos
Oh joy, summer is finally here, and you know what that means… it’s time to squeeze into a hot car…
Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker
Modern-day web surfing is a total joke, right? 🤣 You pay for high-speed broadband, but somehow, your internet connection is…
Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever 🙄. But hey, it…
The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…
Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Because What’s More Original Than Tacking His Name Onto a 3000 Year Old Classic
Get ready for the most epic adventure of the century, folks! 🎉👏 Christopher Nolan, the mastermind behind some of the…