Category: The Orange Oracle

In a shocking turn of events, the Commander of Caps Lock, also known as Donald Trump, has once again taken…

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been informed: DFW Airport has scrapped its plan to install an…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about the state of the White House’s reception facilities. In a…

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has arrived, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, has…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about a mysterious “Project” that’s supposed to make the White…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

We’ve reached a critical juncture in American history, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued…

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…