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When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
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When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The One Shirt Nobody Expected
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2026

There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

European Metal Festivals Be Like
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European Metal Festivals Be Like

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2026

SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Every Morning After a Metal Show
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Every Morning After a Metal Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2026

The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. 🍺💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘
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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 26, 2026

Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Downtempo beatdown deathcore from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Deathcore/metal from Jacksonville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Proud Metal Dad Moment
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The Proud Metal Dad Moment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Parenting done right Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Modern Metal Fans in the Comments Be Like 💀
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Modern Metal Fans in the Comments Be Like 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2026

Meanwhile, I'm just enjoying the show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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