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30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble
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30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

When you fall asleep listening to 30 Seconds to Jared Leto Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal
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When Doctors Don’t Understand Metal

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

Apparently the maternity ward disagreed Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The One Shirt Nobody Expected
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2026

There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

European Metal Festivals Be Like
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European Metal Festivals Be Like

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2026

SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Every Morning After a Metal Show
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Every Morning After a Metal Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2026

The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. 🍺💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘
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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 26, 2026

Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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