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So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself 🤘😂🙏?
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So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself 🤘😂🙏?

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh sweet baby Jesus, another washed-up rockstar finds religion! 🙄 Brian “Head” Welch, formerly of the oh-so-edgy KORN, sat down…

🎸 Tool: Music on Repeat — The New Concert Format! 🎶
🎤 Tool in the Sand: When a Concert Feels Like Déjà Vu 🔁
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🎸 Tool: Music on Repeat — The New Concert Format! 🎶

Chord F. DiscordMarch 12, 2025March 12, 2025

Punta Cana, Dominican Republic — This past weekend, the Tool in the Sand festival turned into a musical Groundhog Day,…

📢Breaking: SOAD’s New Album Includes Dog Barks, Existential Screams, and … Mustache ASMR?!
You Won’t Believe What SOAD’s New Album Sounds Like – Spoiler: It’s Hair-Raising!
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📢Breaking: SOAD’s New Album Includes Dog Barks, Existential Screams, and … Mustache ASMR?!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 8, 2025February 8, 2025

Legendary rock band System of a Down has officially confirmed their long-awaited new album, but there’s a twist: 5 out…

🔄 From Bras to Beards: Life of Agony’s Singer Gets Back in the Testosterone Lane! 🎸
⚡ Mina Caputo Hits «Reverse»: Gender Bender Goes Back to Keith! 💥
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🔄 From Bras to Beards: Life of Agony’s Singer Gets Back in the Testosterone Lane! 🎸

FinnNovember 20, 2024November 20, 2024

The world of rock has seen some strange plot twists, but few compare to the gender flip-flopping saga of Life…

🥁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ‘80s!
🤯 You Won’t Believe Why Primus’ Drummer Really Left – 40-Year Identity Crisis!
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🥁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ‘80s!

FinnNovember 4, 2024

In what may go down as one of the wildest mix-ups in rock history, Tim «Herb» Alexander, Primus’ notoriously on-again,…

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