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Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist
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Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

So, Wolf Hoffmann, guitar shredder from ACCEPT (who?), gave an interview to some Portuguese metal blog, Carlos Guimarães of Caminhos…

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🌌 Asteroid vs. Bieber: America’s Bold Plan to Stop His 2025 Music Comeback!

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In a move that would make Hollywood disaster films look tame, a growing movement in the United States is petitioning…

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