Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 🤣 Roger Glover, the…
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Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew
Oh, goodie, another Democrat “oversight” committee “investigating” Epstein. As if we don’t know what this is REALLY about. This is…
Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…
Emperor, Mortiis, and Faust to Grace the Stage at 2026 BEYOND THE GATES Festival: Prepare for the Most Trve Kvlt Reunion of All Time (Maybe)
Ah, BEYOND THE GATES! The festival so metal, it makes Vikings weep with joy… or maybe it’s just the lutefisk.…
Winningest Book Signing Ever, Duh
Winning! 🤩 Get ready to snap a pic with the one & only Charlie Sheen at Barnes & Noble –…
Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…
Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤪 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…
Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever
OMG! 😱 MUBI, the platform for people who pretend to understand arthouse cinema, has graced us with a teaser trailer…
Oops! Minnesota Man Gets 27-Year Vacay, Courtesy of Confessing Killer Queen | CNN
Ah, another victory for the radical left! Bryan Hooper Sr., a man convicted of a heinous murder, is now a…
IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys
Okay, so IO Interactive (IOI), the studio that brought us the bald assassin we all pretend to like in Hitman,…