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METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection
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METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 23, 2025

Alright, buckle up, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this)! 🤘 Pluginz, those masterminds of musical merchandise, are…

Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025
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Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! Mile High Blues 2025 is BACK! 🤣 Prepare to groove (or not) June 20-22. Pre-party June 19, 2025, at…

Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch
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Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, yes, the Supreme Court Justices, now moonlighting as bestselling authors. I’m sure their books are just riveting, especially when…

Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
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Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…

Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57
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Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2025

**Poetry reading & wine?🍷 Seriously? Casa de Vino 57 is hosting “A Passion’s Pairing”. Prepare for *deep* thoughts & *fabulous*…

John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…

SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show
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SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 22+ people are interested in SharkFest 2025 – Idaho’s Biggest Drift/Car Show! 🦈🚗💨 Book your tickets NOW! (link in…

Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “All Sales Are Final”! 😂 So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

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