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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…

ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
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ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…

BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares
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BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Lansdowne Books, those purveyors of fine literature (and by “fine” we mean “overpriced”), have pre-launched (yes, PRE-launched, like it’s going…

Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…

Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
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Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…

Bollywood Orgy
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Bollywood Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**Oh, no refunds?!** 🤣 Bollywood Party – Tampa, where your money goes to die!👻 Book tickets and weep, knowing your…

Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’
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Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In a recent interview with some dude from Brazil 🇧🇷 (who probably thinks samba is metal), EPICA’s vocal powerhouse, Simone…

Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)
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Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)

FinnAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Based on some dusty old book 📖 by Richard Osman (whoever that is 🤔), The Thursday Murder Club follows four…

My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
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My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

**OMG! My Melody & Kuromi Besties Market! 🎟️ Book tix NOW! But, like, it’s NOT the real deal, ok?** 😜…

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
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California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…

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