Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities
So, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s White House ballroom project, and I have to say, it’s been a…
Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Goldman and Matt Egan are discussing the latest job report,…
Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta flight that had to make an emergency return to Atlanta…
Biden’s Prostate Cancer Takes Turn For Worse Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about former President Joe Biden’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s…
Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mysterious death in Mississippi has the whole country talking, and…
Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the job market on the West Coast, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…
Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…