Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…
Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…
Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…
GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…
Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…
GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…
Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…
Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…
CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…