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Donald Trump Is Secretly Writing Bad Reviews About Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, and Bono — And They’re Hilarious!
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Donald Trump Is Secretly Writing Bad Reviews About Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, and Bono — And They’re Hilarious!

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

America has a new crisis. Not the economy. Not climate change. Not even the robots taking our jobs. No —…

DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
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DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…

🍺 Springsteen’s New “Tracks II: The Lost Albums” Record: 83 Songs About Hammers, Metal, and Post-Shift Beers!
🏭 "I Don't Sleep on Bags of Money!" — Bruce Springsteen Drops 7 Albums with Factory Hits!
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🍺 Springsteen’s New “Tracks II: The Lost Albums” Record: 83 Songs About Hammers, Metal, and Post-Shift Beers!

Chord F. DiscordApril 4, 2025April 4, 2025

Bruce Springsteen, the legendary rock musician and billionaire, is reminding the world of his roots. On June 27, he’s releasing…

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