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Astrology Fans Tricked Into Watching Movie About Space Rock
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Astrology Fans Tricked Into Watching Movie About Space Rock

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Devante meets Liz at a totally lit San Francisco house party. ✨ Instant attraction! They ditch the party,…

“The Green Box” Film: Massholes Get a Movie Screening
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“The Green Box” Film: Massholes Get a Movie Screening

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 😴 Prepare for GREEN BOX, a snooze-fest doc by Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! 🎬 WWII trauma? 😭 Martin Sheen’s…

Charleston’s R&B Scene: Prepare for Maximum Grooves and Zero Regrets
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Charleston’s R&B Scene: Prepare for Maximum Grooves and Zero Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! 😱TheWettExperience, LLC is throwing the most tragic event EVER! 💀 “Strictly R&B” in Charleston, SC at Sweatman’s Garden is…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! 🗓️ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. 📍 The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity
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“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Watch “The Hidden Lines” at Zero Gravity Taproom, Vermont! 🤣 Adam Kruszyna, ski guru, maps stuff and skis.…

Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series
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Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Future Council movie! 🎬 See how bad your choices mess up the climate! 🌍 Then, listen to preachy youths…

Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster
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Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

AFM Week in Los Angeles? 🤣 More like a desperate plea for funding! Dreamland Studios & American Film Association presents:…

Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. 😴 I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

Pink Popcast: Pajama Party of DOOM
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Pink Popcast: Pajama Party of DOOM

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo’s “Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*” 😴 is gonna be LIT 🔥! Prepare for…

Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
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Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**The Beat Goes On: A Tale of Baltimore Beat, chronicling the death of Baltimore City Paper (RIP 💀) & police…

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