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Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed
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Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Queens World Film Festival: NY’s elite unite to fund cinematic masterpieces! 🎬 Sponsored by NYS Council on the Arts, Gov’s…

Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally
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Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another rich dude, Richie Schneeberg, cries about his life in “LEGALLY DRUGGED” by Vagabond Beaumont! 😭 Sponsored by…

A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
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A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…

Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)
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Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Relive Elphaba & Glinda’s journey from rivals to allies! 👯‍♀️ See the original “Wicked” movie AGAIN! 🎬 Need…

DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!
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DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🤣 The Diversity and Inclusion Film Fest 2025 will be showing cinematic masterpieces like “FIRST NIGHT” by Rachel Elitzur…

2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
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2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…

Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
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Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…

Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
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Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! 🙄 For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

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